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Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? They need a map.
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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Husband to wife: ‘You have a flat chest and hairy legs. Tell me, have you ever been mistaken for a man?’ ‘No,’ replies his wife. ‘Have you?’
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Wife to husband: ‘You certainly made a fool of yourself last night. I just hope nobody realised you were sober.’
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
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Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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