What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces? Nothing all the good ones are taken.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
Q: What did the police do when 241 hares got loose? A: They combed the area!
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!
My husband and I married for better or worse. He couldn’t do better and I couldn’t do worse.