Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.
“Is everything okay, pal?”, the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”.
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing.
You know, a little peace and quiet?”
“Yeah. But today is the last day”.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!