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What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry? A: Booger King!!!
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Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces? Nothing all the good ones are taken.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser.
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
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Q: What did the police do when 241 hares got loose? A: They combed the area!
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Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!
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My husband and I married for better or worse. He couldn’t do better and I couldn’t do worse.
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