How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?"
So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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