‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’
Les Dawson
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook?
A: You use dental floss.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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