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‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
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