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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
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The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"
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