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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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