The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.