When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.