Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.