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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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