What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A:It takes too long to retrain them.
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.
A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm finding out the time -- it is 12:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15." The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is -- it is 3:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying naked on the ground, masturbating. The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.