Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !