Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.