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A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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