A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.