# Best jokes ever

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted!
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your boob is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
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