Q: Did you hear that the travel agency NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN offers the flights over the Bermuda Triangle?
A: Mostly is the trip successful for the first time, max. for the second time. Very popular is also the camping in tents near the shore of the river Nile.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
These two drunks walk out of a bar and see a dog across the streets licking its own nuts.
First guy says "Man, sure wish I could do that."
Second says "I dunno, I think I'd pet him first."
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Dick-tator.
Vote:
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is dog.
The second is snake.
And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.