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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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”Hey grandma, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!” ”Screw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?”
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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An elderly couple went to dinner at the home of some friends, also elderly. After dinner, the wives went into the kitchen and the two men were talking. One said, “We went out to dinner last night at a really good restaurant. I’d highly recommend it.” The second man said, “What’s the name of it?” The first man thought and thought, then said, “What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love, the one that is usually red that has thorns?” “Oh, you mean a rose?” said the second man. “Yes, that’s it,” said the first man. Then he called to the kitchen, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”
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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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