Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper?
So she can lip read.
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"?
- "No, I had sex in high school."
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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