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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
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Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
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Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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