What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?