Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest.
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!"
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The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!"
The old geezer says...
(We're waiting...)
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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