The best animal jokes

Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
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has 27.12 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, atheist
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What looks like half a cat? The other half.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. 
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" "
The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" 
 The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse, old people
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, nurse
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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has 25.97 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
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