The best black humor jokes

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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