The best black humor jokes

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
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