The best black people jokes

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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