Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene we must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing." The German replied, "Yeah that will not be a problem." A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, "Well, could drop it over England like you did last time." "Yeah, that will be done," says the German. The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, "Well, could you do the same as before." The German replies, "yeah" The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. "Well," begins the Brit, "could you just..." The German snapped, "No! We think you are trying to escape!"
Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.