The best black people jokes

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Vote: has 43.75 % from 65 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Vote: has 43.65 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Vote: has 43.60 % from 88 votes. Send joke:

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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
Vote: has 43.15 % from 70 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Vote: has 42.53 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Vote: has 42.00 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Vote: has 41.90 % from 87 votes. Send joke:

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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
Vote: has 41.72 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
Vote: has 41.72 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Vote: has 41.46 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

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