How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny