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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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