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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 50.54 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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