Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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