Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.