Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.