The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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