Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
What's long, hard, and shoots sticky white stuff? A penis. What were you thinking you clean minded bastard.
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.