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Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
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"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
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If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother. Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.
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What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
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Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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