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One day a mom and her son went to the zoo. There they saw two monkeys having sex. The son asked "What are they doing?". The mom said "Ohh they are making frosting", then they saw hippos doing it then he said "Mom what are they doing?" "Making frosting" she said. Later that night he saw there mom doing it. In the morning he said "Mom you and dad were making frosting so i ate it!"
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Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Make choking noises...
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A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”
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What's long, hard, and shoots sticky white stuff? A penis. What were you thinking you clean minded bastard.
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Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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