Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.