Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.