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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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