Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.