Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.