The best fat jokes

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 78.47 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 78.36 % from 304 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Vote: has 77.20 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Vote: has 77.13 % from 74 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Vote: has 76.99 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Vote: has 76.92 % from 164 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Vote: has 76.80 % from 57 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Vote: has 76.48 % from 390 votes. Send joke:

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