Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.