The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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