Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.