Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.