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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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