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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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