Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!