Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.