Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.