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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 76.42 % from 189 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Vote: has 76.19 % from 154 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Vote: has 76.02 % from 246 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 76.01 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Vote: has 75.98 % from 273 votes. Send joke:

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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Vote: has 75.97 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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