Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.