Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.