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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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