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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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