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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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