Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."