"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.