Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.