The best insulting jokes

"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Vote: has 75.17 % from 382 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Vote: has 75.03 % from 77 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Vote: has 75.01 % from 160 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Vote: has 74.80 % from 118 votes. Send joke:

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