Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.