Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.