Joke #10155

Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Vote:
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Vote:
has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Vote:
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Vote:
has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Vote:
has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game