Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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