The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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