In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.