Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.