Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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