Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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A: He got arrested just like you would've.
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
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Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear.
The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them.
The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on.
The second lawyer looked at him and said: "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans.
I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear."
"If you know that, why are you changing shoes?"
"Well, the way I figure it," the first lawyer replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear.
I only have to outrun you."
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!