Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.