Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?
A: The execution.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies?
A: Taking them out with pitchforks.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart.
"Two dogs, please," she says.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
One of them opens the foil and begins to blush.
Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
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