What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.